For sheer newsy entertainment, this piece from Australia truly has it all. Impressively hefty, well-fed snakes? Check. In a duel over a female? Check. Not stopping their battle until they crashed through the ceiling of a house into the kitchen? Check. Causing no end of consternation to the homeowners by then going elsewhere in the house to cool off their ardor-driven enmity? Got it! Fortunately, no carpet pythons seem to have been harmed in the making of this article. A bit of Labor Day levity for those who love reptiles. The full article may be found here.